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Old 02-23-2012, 03:59 PM   #1
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The IRS sent my Tax forms back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because
of my response to the question : "List all dependents?" I replied
"12 million illegal immigrants;"3 million crack heads;"42 million
unemployable people on food stamps,"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
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Old 02-23-2012, 04:11 PM   #2
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Awesome.
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Old 02-23-2012, 05:38 PM   #3
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Lmao that's is hilarious
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Old 02-23-2012, 09:21 PM   #4
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That funny Sh*t
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Old 02-24-2012, 04:44 AM   #5
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Old 02-24-2012, 08:25 AM   #6
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it was funny last year
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Old 02-24-2012, 08:30 AM   #7
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it was funny last year
And again this year for the new guys.
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Old 02-24-2012, 05:32 PM   #8
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Old 02-24-2012, 06:08 PM   #9
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LMFAO
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Old 02-26-2012, 03:31 PM   #11
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The IRS sent my Tax forms back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because
of my response to the question : "List all dependents?" I replied
"12 million illegal immigrants;"3 million crack heads;"42 million
unemployable people on food stamps,"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Perfectly said...
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Old 02-28-2012, 01:04 PM   #12
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Glad we all agree!
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