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02-10-2008, 02:22 PM
NUb Bombs
Definition:
NUb Bombs - An unsolicited gift of cigars (or cigar stuff) send via the mail from a Sibling of the Leaf.
Some Guidelines:
1. It's the thought that counts. Do not be offended at the contents or value of the contents in a Cigar Bomb. Someone thought of you.
2. Cigar Bombing someone is not the way to get rid of your Swisher Sweets. Use the Golden Rule. Give to others are you would hope they would give to you.
3. Don't beg to be bombed. It's annoying and look at what it got Saddam.
4. Acknowledge that you have been bombed. The bomber loves to see that happy reaction. It's OK to act wounded or incensed. It's fun to see a tragic report. It's also OK just to say "Thank you!". Be aware that some bombers wish that their bomb's contents remain classified.
5. Return fire? That is up to you. A Bomb is given freely without the expectation of reward. But do you really want to let them get away hitting you?
6. A Cigar Bomb is a Cigar Bomb, not participation in a Cigar Pass or other organized event.
7. Send a note. Go ahead and write a little note to the target. Let them know what you are sending them and why you like it. In this note you can suggest a new target, you can suggest the bomb be "Paid Forward" or that you don't want the contents of the bomb revealed to the community.
8. Do not covet your neighbors Cigar Bomb. At some point someone else will get bombed by a person who has bombed you. Don't compare Bombs. It is silly to feel cheated or jaded because someone else received a Cigar Bomb that you would have preferred.
9. Don't use the N-word (Newbie) to describe people who have just started smoking cigars. We were all there at one point. If you are a member of cigar live you are a Sibling of the Leaf no matter what your experience level.
Q and A:
Q: I haven't been bombed yet. How can I make it happen?
A: Be an active member of the cigar community. Someone is bound to notice you if you are polite, witty, sage, or funny. Another way is to start bombing first. A lot of people don't like having their mailboxes smashed.
Q: I begged to be bombed. Does everyone hate me?
A: No, I don't think so. But to be sure bomb someone quick!
Q: I got a cigar in a bomb that I know I don't like. What do I do?
A: Keep that knowledge to yourself. You can try and smoke the cigar and see if you still don't like it or you can keep it handy in your humi to give to another Sibling of the Leaf who may like it.
Q: I've just started smoking cigars and I've been bombed. My Humi selection is kinda lame. What should I do?
A: First of all don't worry. You can return fire now, later or not at all. Remember that Golden Rule? If you like the cigars in your humi, retaliate with those. Send them a note saying why you like them. You might be surprised to learn that others may never have tried a cigar in your collection. You can also go to your local B&M and get a few sticks you know the target would like. You can also delay your attack until you find your selection less lame.
Q: I used to get bombed a lot, but the bombs have stopped coming. What happened?
A: Hmmmm . . . I did say returning fire was not necessary. Are you participating in the community? Have you been gracious when receiving bombs? Have you been bombed 30 times and never sent one out?
Q: I bombed someone but I forgot to leave a note. What will I do?
A: Relax, this happens to the most seasoned bomber among us. You can always send the note when the target has posted their acknowledgment of the bomb.
Q: I want to bomb XXXXX. But I don't know their address, how can I get it?
A: Ask others who seem to know the target, they may know and keep the secret. If worse comes to worse, just ask the target. It wont be a surprise, but they should still be happy.
Q: Hey! How come they got bombed with Opus X and all I got was Henry Clay?
A: Calm down there buddy. Someone thought of you and sent you some cigars. Be gracious.
Q: Who made you the Etiquette person on NUbLive.com?
A: No one. I just like to spell Etiquette.
Q: I have a rash on my
A: Whoa! No! Don't tell me, I'm not an MD. Go to a Doctor.
The primary thing to remember is a bomb is a way of offering a new stick or 2 to someone who hasn't tried one of your favorites. Not unlike reaching into your pocket or humidor at home and telling a friend smoking a dutch master, "here, try this..."
Definition:
NUb Bombs - An unsolicited gift of cigars (or cigar stuff) send via the mail from a Sibling of the Leaf.
Some Guidelines:
1. It's the thought that counts. Do not be offended at the contents or value of the contents in a Cigar Bomb. Someone thought of you.
2. Cigar Bombing someone is not the way to get rid of your Swisher Sweets. Use the Golden Rule. Give to others are you would hope they would give to you.
3. Don't beg to be bombed. It's annoying and look at what it got Saddam.
4. Acknowledge that you have been bombed. The bomber loves to see that happy reaction. It's OK to act wounded or incensed. It's fun to see a tragic report. It's also OK just to say "Thank you!". Be aware that some bombers wish that their bomb's contents remain classified.
5. Return fire? That is up to you. A Bomb is given freely without the expectation of reward. But do you really want to let them get away hitting you?
6. A Cigar Bomb is a Cigar Bomb, not participation in a Cigar Pass or other organized event.
7. Send a note. Go ahead and write a little note to the target. Let them know what you are sending them and why you like it. In this note you can suggest a new target, you can suggest the bomb be "Paid Forward" or that you don't want the contents of the bomb revealed to the community.
8. Do not covet your neighbors Cigar Bomb. At some point someone else will get bombed by a person who has bombed you. Don't compare Bombs. It is silly to feel cheated or jaded because someone else received a Cigar Bomb that you would have preferred.
9. Don't use the N-word (Newbie) to describe people who have just started smoking cigars. We were all there at one point. If you are a member of cigar live you are a Sibling of the Leaf no matter what your experience level.
Q and A:
Q: I haven't been bombed yet. How can I make it happen?
A: Be an active member of the cigar community. Someone is bound to notice you if you are polite, witty, sage, or funny. Another way is to start bombing first. A lot of people don't like having their mailboxes smashed.
Q: I begged to be bombed. Does everyone hate me?
A: No, I don't think so. But to be sure bomb someone quick!
Q: I got a cigar in a bomb that I know I don't like. What do I do?
A: Keep that knowledge to yourself. You can try and smoke the cigar and see if you still don't like it or you can keep it handy in your humi to give to another Sibling of the Leaf who may like it.
Q: I've just started smoking cigars and I've been bombed. My Humi selection is kinda lame. What should I do?
A: First of all don't worry. You can return fire now, later or not at all. Remember that Golden Rule? If you like the cigars in your humi, retaliate with those. Send them a note saying why you like them. You might be surprised to learn that others may never have tried a cigar in your collection. You can also go to your local B&M and get a few sticks you know the target would like. You can also delay your attack until you find your selection less lame.
Q: I used to get bombed a lot, but the bombs have stopped coming. What happened?
A: Hmmmm . . . I did say returning fire was not necessary. Are you participating in the community? Have you been gracious when receiving bombs? Have you been bombed 30 times and never sent one out?
Q: I bombed someone but I forgot to leave a note. What will I do?
A: Relax, this happens to the most seasoned bomber among us. You can always send the note when the target has posted their acknowledgment of the bomb.
Q: I want to bomb XXXXX. But I don't know their address, how can I get it?
A: Ask others who seem to know the target, they may know and keep the secret. If worse comes to worse, just ask the target. It wont be a surprise, but they should still be happy.
Q: Hey! How come they got bombed with Opus X and all I got was Henry Clay?
A: Calm down there buddy. Someone thought of you and sent you some cigars. Be gracious.
Q: Who made you the Etiquette person on NUbLive.com?
A: No one. I just like to spell Etiquette.
Q: I have a rash on my
A: Whoa! No! Don't tell me, I'm not an MD. Go to a Doctor.
The primary thing to remember is a bomb is a way of offering a new stick or 2 to someone who hasn't tried one of your favorites. Not unlike reaching into your pocket or humidor at home and telling a friend smoking a dutch master, "here, try this..."