A lot of big talk, but all I see is sad attempts...

[Ian Hummel]

I'm seeing a lot of you talking a big game, but delivering Black Cat DUDS instead of exploding fireworks. I feel like I need to come back to the table and teach a lesson or two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef4R8x6j7A4

Time to teach the rookies a lesson.... :mgun::nuke::bomb:

[Ian Hummel]

Target selected. Loading the gun powder.... It just so happens I recently got a nice little shipment of some things... I think may even pull out the reserve artillery for this one just to prove a point and set an unlucky person in their place and shut them up for good...

[Mean Joe]

Whoever Ian's target is better take cover!!!! He does not half ass things my friends!!!

[cedricb]

Wow! I think I'll hear the ass-whooping all the way up here

[The Knife Doctor]

Hehe... Give him hell Ian...

[Ian Hummel]

You see, when people on these forums start talking a big GAME, and THINKING they're bringing the PAIN, I have to show them that their attempts are just PLAIN... Maybe I'll pull a few items out of the reserve stock for this round of destruction.... :mgun:

[Keith]

WOW...

[joejam]

Oh DAm Hit them all were it hurts Ian

[RPlaspohl]

Now thats a stockpile of WMD's!

[EvilAsh]

Nice, this should be interesting :popcorn:

[skipper]

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:


:hiding:

[NickDrista]

WOW - mass hysteria!!!

[SJS]

Don't get us started !!!!!

[The Knife Doctor]

Don't get us started !!!!!

:thumb:

[jonnysmokes]

ha.... If I were to pick one person whom I think he is sending it to, I know who I would chose hahaha

[nofeardiver]

You see, when people on these forums start talking a big GAME, and THINKING they're bringing the PAIN, I have to show them that their attempts are just PLAIN... Maybe I'll pull a few items out of the reserve stock for this round of destruction.... :mgun:

very nice bro....

[blacklabel]

:drool:

[RPlaspohl]

Don't get us started !!!!!

That's true!

[minesman]

Hot Dang!

[RPlaspohl]

I remember when Ian was gonna bomb someone, and it never happened........is this a fake???

http://www.nublive.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3309

[Ian Hummel]

I remember when Ian was gonna bomb someone, and it never happened........is this a fake???

http://www.nublive.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3309

That one was a dud, but rest assured my friend, this one is not. It's getting packaged this evening and launching tomorrow, and it's going to be ugly...

[blacklabel]

I remember when Ian was gonna bomb someone, and it never happened........is this a fake???

http://www.nublive.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3309

:rofl: Look at Rick calling out the man! :rofl:

[RPlaspohl]

That one was a dud, but rest assured my friend, this one is not. It's getting packaged this evening and launching tomorrow, and it's going to be ugly...

Its funny how quick you respond. Looks like someone lurks around more than we know. ;)

[jonnysmokes]

Ricky.... calling a man with that sort of artillery out? Are you nuts?

[RPlaspohl]

Ricky.... calling a man with that sort of artillery out? Are you nuts?

I just wanted to shout out in the dark and see if anyone answers. I am pretty sure i know who he's hitting, and its not me so........

[Ian Hummel]

I just wanted to shout out in the dark and see if anyone answers. I am pretty sure i know who he's hitting, and its not me so........

Glad you think you know. Too bad your clueless just like everyone else.... :lolcry:

[Ian Hummel]

Rick, your just making this worse. I just moved up to a larger sized box. The first one wasn't big enough....

[nofeardiver]

Yeah I think Ian isoniazid more than we think

[Ian Hummel]

Locked and loaded. Target is in my sites. Launch sequence beginning.... Good luck to you all. Hopefully the women and children (if applicable) aren't home when this goes off....

[SJS]

Nice.....good luck all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Petty sure us small fish are in the clear!!!!!!!

[RPlaspohl]

Rick, your just making this worse. I just moved up to a larger sized box. The first one wasn't big enough....

Well hopefully i helped someone out in getting a big ass-whupping. Whomever gets hit, remember who :pot: I'm sure i know who it is, i bet its between 2 people.

[cedricb]

Nice.....good luck all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Petty sure us small fish are in the clear!!!!!!!

Small? Aren't you the guy that sends art left and right?

[cedricb]

Well hopefully i helped someone out in getting a big ass-whupping. Whomever gets hit, remember who :pot: I'm sure i know who it is, i bet its between 2 people.

But that would be too obvious! He said we are all clueless.

[Jimmie The Mum]

Wow, this is gonna be good. Can't wait to see what Ian decides to do..

[Ian Hummel]

But that would be too obvious! He said we are all clueless.

Very true.

[jonnysmokes]

I'm just glad it's not me, but I do know who it is.

[cedricb]

I'm just glad it's not me, but I do know who it is.

How can you be so sure?

[jonnysmokes]

well I can't tell you that, but it started with a dream

[Mean Joe]

that's the best place to start!!

[The Knife Doctor]

Jonny - You and me both - This should be fun to watch!

[SJS]

Small? Aren't you the guy that sends art left and right?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:lurk:

[skipper]

:dunno:

[nofeardiver]

well I can't tell you that, but it started with a dream

hmmm what dream would that be a wet dream...

[Ian Hummel]

And it's off! 7lbs of pain is going to rain down on an unsuspecting member likely on Friday. Brace yourself folks, because there will be casualties...

[RPlaspohl]

Ohio or Michigan?

[The Knife Doctor]

7.... What?

Holy tits.

[jonnysmokes]

And it's off! 7lbs of pain is going to rain down on an unsuspecting member likely on Friday. Brace yourself folks, because there will be casualties...

Casualties is plural.... is there more than one?

[cedricb]

Wow, that is a killer bomb!

[RPlaspohl]

Casualties is plural.... is there more than one?

I think he means you and your spouse and or kids

[nofeardiver]

did he say 7lbs? holy crap...

[jonnysmokes]

I would assume family members included and or roommates, so we can read really into it and assume it is no one single or living alone but I doubt it

[RPlaspohl]

I would assume family members included and or roommates, so we can read really into it and assume it is no one single or living alone but I doubt it

If we take that logic, then I'm certin who its hitting now.

[Ian Hummel]

I would assume family members included and or roommates, so we can read really into it and assume it is no one single or living alone but I doubt it

Definitely looking too far into things, lol.

[RPlaspohl]

Definitely looking too far into things, lol.

:umm:

[jonnysmokes]

Definitely looking too far into things, lol.
:thumb: as long as it's not me..... fire away!

[skipper]

he sent out all his organs
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814314/

[SJS]

Damn......someone's mailman is going to be pissed !!!!!

[RPlaspohl]

he sent out all his organs
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814314/

:eek: Nobody wants that bomb!

[SJS]

:eek: Nobody wants that bomb!

Ian's or Will Smith's ?!?!?!?!?

[RPlaspohl]

Ian's or Will Smith's ?!?!?!?!?

Either!

I'm now wondering how many he sent............

[CSMAnderson]

Nice Ian, very nice. Those are some massive bombs you have there. Good luck to whoever gets hit.

[Ian Hummel]

Either!

I'm now wondering how many he sent............

One bomb Rick. One massive 7lb box of destruction. Tick. Tick. Tick... :scared: .....

:nuke:

[jonnysmokes]

Rick..... he may end your life. Any last words?

[The Knife Doctor]

One bomb Rick. One massive 7lb box of destruction. Tick. Tick. Tick... :scared: .....

:nuke:

I swear to God... If this bastard doesn't put up detailed pictures, I WILL go to his house to get some for myself... I know where he lives....

In fact... I may have to go there after the pics too! Who's up for a raid!?

[RPlaspohl]

I swear to God... If this bastard doesn't put up detailed pictures, I WILL go to his house to get some for myself... I know where he lives....

In fact... I may have to go there after the pics too! Who's up for a raid!?

Who are you talking about?

[RPlaspohl]

One bomb Rick. One massive 7lb box of destruction. Tick. Tick. Tick... :scared: .....

:nuke:

I read other places where you sent out a couple packages..........so:umm:

[The Knife Doctor]

Who are you talking about?

The person receiving Ian's package... You don't know who it is? :P

[jonnysmokes]

The person receiving Ian's package... You don't know who it is? :P
I bet you don't know it is either!

[RPlaspohl]

If you read the title, sounds like he is talking about a couple of guys who waged war on the Nublive crew..........thats just my observation

[jonnysmokes]

I am pretty sure it is only going to one person... He has made that clear a couple times.

[RPlaspohl]

I am pretty sure it is only going to one person... He has made that clear a couple times.

it maybe one person, but its one of two people i was describing

[jonnysmokes]

good call..... so that leaves who?

[RPlaspohl]

hahaha.....you gotta know its either you or KD

[jonnysmokes]

I was going to go with Jimmie and Skipper. I haven't been as big as an ass as KD haha.

[RPlaspohl]

No he won't mess with those guys, they are untouchable when it comes to that. He's hitting one of us

[The Knife Doctor]

Im pretty sure that I do know though, Jonny.

[jonnysmokes]

I know I know, I was kidding. We shall just have to wait and see....


IAN - do you have an expected delivery date for this thing?

[The Knife Doctor]

Friday, most likely (he said that a page or so ago)

[RPlaspohl]

I'm waiting on Bryan to bomb one of us, he will prob wait till the tour is over

[jonnysmokes]

Bryan bombs everyone at the stops for the most part.

[RPlaspohl]

this is true, but i got him back with PBR

[jonnysmokes]

As did I haha

[cedricb]

I read other places where you sent out a couple packages..........so:umm:

So did I...

Sending a few cigar packages out to unsuspecting people. This ought to be good. (@ USPS) http://4sq.com/mUNoVO

[RPlaspohl]

So did I...

Yep! There it is

[Ian Hummel]

I was going to go with Jimmie and Skipper. I haven't been as big as an ass as KD haha.

No he won't mess with those guys, they are untouchable when it comes to that. He's hitting one of us


Really? :lolcry: Is that a challenge?

[NickDrista]

Im pretty sure that I do know though, Jonny.

In my opinion, you don't have to think to hard Jeremy!!!

[jonnysmokes]

It's not Jeremy...... I bet it's someone in that state down there on the other side by Alaska

[RPlaspohl]

In my opinion, you don't have to think to hard Jeremy!!!

i agree

[Mean Joe]

:popcorn:

[O'NUB]

Love the competition going on this is great stuff!

[Ian Hummel]

In my opinion, you don't have to think to hard Jeremy!!!

It's not Jeremy...... I bet it's someone in that state down there on the other side by Alaska

i agree

You all think you have it figured out yet you have no idea....


:rofl:

[joejam]

Wait Big shots from Oliva starting to bomb Brother
with 7lbs boxes someone is in a world of ****

[skipper]

http://toons.artie.com/alphabet/names/arg-dancing-ian-gold-on-black-url.gif

[jonnysmokes]

He never said it was a new kid did he....? I bet he is going after a "lifer"

[O'NUB]

No matter who it is, It's gonna be good!

[nofeardiver]

cant wait see this land

[SJS]

When does it land Ian ????? At least give us a date !!!!

[cedricb]

When does it land Ian ????? At least give us a date !!!!

wasn't it supposed to be today?

[Mean Joe]

Yeah Ian!!....my guess today or tomorrow!!

[Ian Hummel]

Should be today. It may have landed already and the reason for no post yet is that there are no known survivors....

Or it may still be in transit. Guess we'll find out later today.

[Mean Joe]

Should be today. It may have landed already and the reason for no post yet is that there are no known survivors....

Or it may still be in transit. Guess we'll find out later today.
:popcorn:

[RPlaspohl]

I can't wait to see if i'm right

[CSMAnderson]

Didn't arrive here today. Maybe tomorrow, I hope.

[nofeardiver]

Ian You should no better, my wife just called me our house is leveled to the ground now i really can build a new house, details as soon as i get home... Ian i dont know what the heck you were thinking... but thank you a head of time... bro it means a lot after the the last three weeks i have been dealing with the stuff i have had going it makes me smile for a change.. thanks again bro ahead of time for whatever you have done...

[EvilAsh]

Wow, Dan was the target.......nice :popcorn:
Looking forward to seeing the damage!

[RPlaspohl]

Nice!

[nofeardiver]

my wife sent me these so i could post a pic

http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa432/nofeardiver/iPhone/9e667655.jpg

[The Knife Doctor]

Kneeeew iiiit...

Enjoy, Dan! You deserve it!

[The Knife Doctor]

Kneeeew iiiit...

Enjoy, Dan! You deserve it!

[blacklabel]

:eek:

I can't wait to see this thing open!

[Mean Joe]

Nice Job Ian...congrats Dan!!! Nothing I like seein more than a box marked Fragile with some crushed corners!!

[SJS]

It's marked Fragile ...they must be Italian smokes !!!!! Congrats Dan !!!!! Must post pics !!!!!

[NickDrista]

VERY well deserved Dan. Can't wait to see the carnage!!!

[nofeardiver]

VERY well deserved Dan. Can't wait to see the carnage!!!

i dont know how, i have never done anything to Ian to deserve it, never even met him, i know he is stand up guy, and we have chatted here and there, but it sure does make me feel good...

[jonnysmokes]

quit picking on the new guys!

[joejam]

Wow thats a bomb if i ever seen one

[BigBehr]

We need more pics!!!!! Congrats

[O'NUB]

Now that's impressive!

[boxmonkey]

very nice.

[Ian Hummel]

Boom!!!

[Bryan Scholle]

Congrats Dan!!!! Went to a very deserving person! Your my boy blue!

[Bryan Scholle]

In the words of my boy Jonny "DYNOMITE!!!!!"

[The Knife Doctor]

Hehe... Heh heh heh...

[RPlaspohl]

let's see some pics!!!

[Mean Joe]

let's see some pics!!!

of the W in the nub shirt???

[nofeardiver]

Congrats Dan!!!! Went to a very deserving person! Your my boy blue!

:spit: Bryan, your crazy... So i feel like Ian b**** slapped me over and over then punched, me drove over me with his car and then slapped me some more and then power braked the vette on my face... I am going to create a thread with all the pics, Ian wow bro, i have to say i bow to the bomb king for sure, i have never been bombed so brutally....

All joking aside this was impressive... pics in other thread to come...

[Jimmie The Mum]

Good Karma again..

[skipper]

:thumb:

[CSMAnderson]

Worthy recipiants for sure!:thumb:

[nofeardiver]

All I know is every time I open my cabinet that flipping V 4 Maduro is staring me in my face... But I am like to I smoke it since I only have one?

[RPlaspohl]

of the W in the nub shirt???

Give me time, its gonna happen