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The Knife Doctor
09-12-2011, 10:03 PM
On top of Jimmie's little bit of revenge yesterday, today was a day of reckoning that I barely even limped away from...

Before I describe this bomb - guys, from now on please write my address EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

Jeremy Menefee
Mount Union Box 1371
1972 Clark Ave.
Alliance, OH 44601

One box had a different format, and one forgot the 1371... It's a good thing that I'm such a regular, cause the mail lady was not happy with me!

That little bit of housekeeping aside... Here's the carnage.

First of all, I found the lovely hemorrhoid pillow and my heads up note... A little late though, lol.

Next came a package from evilash - The ashhole nuked me with 5 maduro torpedos (YUM!), a CAO maduro, Alec Bradley SCR, Nub Habano, Oliva V no. 4, and somethign that I've been DYING to try - the Maduro european release!! Yes!! Fan-frickin-tastic Package!!

After that, the first of two packages from SJS - The other pokers I had ordered. A Cain Daytona no4, a Dirty Rat and a Liga Privada no. 9 Torpedo... The bastard also tossed in a keychain and some ornaments! What a gent!

Then the next SJS package: A Nub Habano, 601 green (A favorite of mine!), Gran Habano 2002, Cain Daytona 646 (My next box!) Henry Clay, La Herencia Cubana Oscuro Fuerte, Torano Silver and an Arganese.... What a hell of a wallop!

And then... The finisher. Never content to be one-upped, Dan the man(Bitch) tries to put me in my place (alright... he succeeded with this one... but the war is not over! But... Damn man. DPG Cuban Classic No. 4 (I wanted one of these so bad! Thanks dan!) a Cain F Robusto (I'm considering a box of these, so this will let me try them and decide!) One of every NUb, and an F Nub. These look superb and got some age on em! A Daytona no. 4, a Daytona 646, a 601 blue (Another favorite), RP Vintage 1990, and a Gurkha of unknown name...

Dan... I'm speechless! Thank you for your generosity!!...

Now bend over and prepare for payback. This won't go unpunished!!

All of you guys, thank you, very much, for picking me to receive this asskicking!

But this doesn't end here

NickDrista
09-12-2011, 10:18 PM
you deserve this. take your medicine like a man and enjoy the nuke...

LOL

nofeardiver
09-12-2011, 10:20 PM
Enjoy bro but remember not to mess with to sr of nub live... You going to want to hold on to the ass pillow for a few more days...lol

nofeardiver
09-12-2011, 10:20 PM
Oh and the Gurkha I threw in as a joke cause of your comment before

The Knife Doctor
09-12-2011, 10:25 PM
Dan - My return artillery is already loaded. You don't know what you're getting yourself into. Half my humidors are filled wiht "Passarounds" that I can share with other college kids... But the other half... Well, you'll see what those halves are soon.

This. ****. Ain't. Over.

nofeardiver
09-12-2011, 10:26 PM
No need bro the last one you dropped on me still hits me every other morning before the razor!

The Knife Doctor
09-12-2011, 10:29 PM
Yeah, and this one is going to team up with it - you and jimmie. Let's say that you guys are gonna get BOMBed (http://www.alsshaving.com/)

nofeardiver
09-12-2011, 10:35 PM
Yeah yeah, just enjoy the smoked and kick back and smile knowing your a part of the nub live boys now, and our bitch! :thumb:

The Knife Doctor
09-12-2011, 10:39 PM
Oh no. Jeremy don't play that way!

I am not the bitch, bitch. Just for that, I'm gonna wipe the floor with you.

EvilAsh
09-13-2011, 05:01 AM
Enjoy Jeremy, and it is in your best interest to just take your medicine :nuke:

joejam
09-13-2011, 05:20 AM
Enjoy the sticks lol Thanks for allowing us to kick your ass lol

Jimmie The Mum
09-13-2011, 05:28 AM
Don't you love it when these guys are arrogant even after the beat down. Jeremy must be punched drunk...

Just enjoy the stogies and wonder if there's more to come.:eek:

jonnysmokes
09-13-2011, 08:09 AM
Nice hit yall. Enjoy!

The Knife Doctor
09-13-2011, 08:09 AM
I'm not arrogant (Much), I just don't like feeding off the forums. I like doing the smacking.

And so I'm getting even

SJS
09-13-2011, 08:23 AM
BLAH BLAH BLAH !!!!!

You'll probably forget to mail your stuff out !!!! HAHAHAHAHA !!!! Enjoy & Stop messing with the NubLive Boys !!!!!!

The Knife Doctor
09-13-2011, 08:25 AM
Now that is arrogance. SJS, just remember, if anyone gets a package it has to be you, since I owe you payment for the pokers. You top the list... Don't get too cocky...

EvilAsh
09-13-2011, 08:54 AM
I'm not arrogant (Much), I just don't like feeding off the forums. I like doing the smacking.

And so I'm getting even


http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/members/u212935/yaygurl-albums-dogs-second-part-picture111002-cute-puppy-pictures-blah-blah-talking.jpg

The Knife Doctor
09-13-2011, 08:56 AM
:spit:

Fine. I'll stop talking.... I've gotta drive to the Post Office anyways.

issues
09-13-2011, 09:32 AM
Nice hit guys but someone actually posting an address?!?!?!

Almost unheard of!

Hmmm now what should I do with that address?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/issues1975/emocons/g.gif

nofeardiver
09-13-2011, 09:46 AM
Nice hit guys but someone actually posting an address?!?!?!

Almost unheard of!

Hmmm now what should I do with that address?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/issues1975/emocons/g.gif

Oh ****..... you done brought him out of his hole...

RPlaspohl
09-13-2011, 10:09 AM
Great stuff, but i have a feeling this isn't over.....

issues
09-13-2011, 10:35 AM
Oh ****..... you done brought him out of his hole...

I have bigger fish to fry before coming back to this one but I can't just pass up a free address for the taking. ;)

The Knife Doctor
09-13-2011, 10:59 AM
I posted the address because the mail-room lady threatened to withhold packages (jokingly, but still, she's a nice lady, I don't want to make it a pain for her to sort) sent to me without the proper setup.

That being said, anything finding that address will be met with swift retribution until my humidor runs dry. I'm riding this ship into the murky blue.

EvilAsh
09-13-2011, 01:04 PM
That being said, anything finding that address will be met with swift retribution until my humidor runs dry. I'm riding this ship into the murky blue.

Do I need to post another BLAH BLAH pic?

Oh fine, here you go:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-not-really-interested-in-what-you-are-saying.jpg

The Knife Doctor
09-13-2011, 01:15 PM
Packages mailed.

cedricb
09-13-2011, 01:22 PM
Do I need to post another BLAH BLAH pic?

Oh fine, here you go:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-not-really-interested-in-what-you-are-saying.jpg

some people don't understand the concept of shutting up after an ass whooping!

The Knife Doctor
09-13-2011, 01:28 PM
Thats because some people dont accept that their ass is completely whooped.

Jimmie The Mum
09-13-2011, 02:08 PM
This is getting interesting.

EvilAsh
09-13-2011, 02:29 PM
Thats because some people dont accept that their ass is completely whooped.

What makes you think it's over? :hi:

The Knife Doctor
09-13-2011, 03:14 PM
What makes you think it's over? :hi:

...

F***

RPlaspohl
09-13-2011, 03:39 PM
:popcorn:

jonnysmokes
09-13-2011, 03:39 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah ahah

breathe



haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa

Jimmie The Mum
09-13-2011, 04:36 PM
:popcorn:

:popcorn::popcorn:

joejam
09-13-2011, 04:59 PM
Its aint over till Nub live says its over .................No Kiss Mums rings and maybe

The Knife Doctor
09-13-2011, 05:14 PM
I already sent my regards to the mum... Hehehe