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brcrane14
03-22-2011, 08:36 AM
So I get back from a great weekend of camping in the woods. As I'm pulling back into my neighborhood, all I am thinking about is how I can't wait to take a long shower, see my wife, rub her baby bump and then relax in my recliner while my body readjusts to normalcy...but that all went right out the window when I saw that not only was the front of my house completely demolished, but the rubble was still smoldering.

I didnt even wait for my friends truck to stop...I just opened the door and barrel rolled, Jackie Chan style, into my front yard. My wife is in tears as she has been living with a hole in the house since Saturday. I immedaitely felt guilty.

I started sifting through what was left of my living room...Maxim magazine pages, a few DVDs, an analog Hygrometer, some cat toys, a box from the post office, a candle, a few picture fra....WAIT A MINUTE, that box from the post office definitely wasnt there when I left Friday morning. I opened up what was left of it and there before me was the culprit of the explosion. 5 delicious pipe bombs and a ransom note that came of kind hearted:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b253/brcrane/IMAG0021.jpg

Rick, seriously, thank you. It was a definite pick me up and very much appreciated. :) I thoroughly enjoy everyone of these sticks, so hats off to you for the fine selection!

I am not going to say anything about retaliation. I don't come back and re-bomb immediately because I want to catch the bomber by surprise just as the caught me. I will say that I have a list...and that list will be put into use.

...but when?! :read:

skipper
03-22-2011, 08:43 AM
:thumb:

RPlaspohl
03-22-2011, 08:53 AM
Enjoy brother! Look forward to meeting up at cigar fest.

blacklabel
03-22-2011, 09:03 AM
BOOM!!!!
Nice hit Rick!

GTsetGO
03-22-2011, 09:24 AM
nicely played.


*note to self - look for cigar clause in policy*

EvilAsh
03-22-2011, 10:03 AM
Nice smack Rick!

Enjoy them Brian :D

Jimmie The Mum
03-22-2011, 10:37 AM
Wow, enjoy those sticks. I just got a bunch of Diesels from someone selling their stash on another forum.

Their's no stopping Rick but someone is gonna have to teach him a lesson.

NickDrista
03-22-2011, 11:10 AM
someone does have to teach him a lesson - great job Rick!

5280duc
03-22-2011, 11:17 AM
Nice hit Rick, enjoy Brian!!!

maverick21383
03-23-2011, 08:01 AM
Well played Rick!

Brian, I guess it just can't get much better than that. Come home from an awesome camping trip to find some delicious sticks waiting for you. Congrats buddy. Awesome 'story' too.

rondis
03-24-2011, 02:23 AM
Nice! Great smokes.