Signature for sale

[skipper]

Post any cool phrases you think would make a cool signature.

I just saw this one on a SCUBA board.
Before you criticize anyone else, walk a mile in their shoes. This way if you piss them off you'll be a mile away and they'll be barefoot.

[maverick21383]

hahaha, damn Skipper, that's awesome. I'll see what I can come up with. hmmmm

[wunderdawg]

If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving might not be for you.

[actionmatt]

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty

Man running in front of bus gets tired, man running behind bus gets exhausted

I only work to enjoy when I am not working

[murf24423]

I have to revert to the classics, James Cagney in particular.
"Good morning, gentlemen. Nice day for a murder."
Noone nowadays can say something so cold and blunt with such eloquence.

[Len___T]

A mind is a like a parachute....It only works if it is open....len

[Big Bore]

One of my favorites is "Beware speaking with a sharp tongue as you are apt to cut your own throat."